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zoomastigoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and propelled through the morning by a single persistent internal flagellum. Ruthi arrived zoomastigoted, advancing in short determined bursts towards the coffee. zoombaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for flight when the morning plainly requires a coat. zoomburbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and expanding across the morning with the rapid, poorly planned spread of a suburb. zoomed (/zuːmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making a faint humming noise whenever attempting the stairs. zoomeiospored adj. Still drunk, and dividing into a smaller, simpler version of yourself whenever questioned about the evening. Linus woke zoomeiospored, offering only a single brief account of the party. zoomelaninned adj. Too drunk to distinguish black feathers from the darker parts of the morning outside. zoomer permed adj. You have drunk enough to retain a large, unruly summit of hair while the rest of the morning recedes. zoomered adj. Having drunk enough to move quickly through familiar rooms while leaving the purpose behind. zoometried adj. You are drunk and measuring the bodies of animals against the morning's available furniture. Yazayra became zoometried, comparing the terrier's length with every cushion in the room. zoomied (/ˈzuːmid/) adj. Drunk enough to salute every passing aircraft and apply for command of the room. zoominared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an online seminar from a meeting in one's own kitchen. zoominged (/ˈzuːmɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the alarming motion is coming from you. zoomorphed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ancient animal figure appears to be offering tactical advice. zoomorphied adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every household object possesses an animal temperament. zoomorphismed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives ordinary people animal qualities and makes you trust the resemblance. Seresa got zoomorphismed and asked the quiet man whether he was more wolf or badger. zoomorphologied adj. Drunk to the extent of assessing everyone by limb, joint and approximate tail arrangement. Aviannah got zoomorphologied and diagnosed the bouncer's posture from across the room.