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zoomorphosised adj. Drunk on the strength of believing your ill-advised garden project has acquired animal assistance. zoomusicologied (/ˌzəʊəmjuːzɪˈkɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and hearing orchestration in barking, clinking glasses and the fruit machine.
zoomusicologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently classifying every pub noise as a species-specific composition. zoomycetophagied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that eating fungi is a sensible continuation of the evening. zoomylused adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical complaint from an excellent reason for another drink. zooned (/ˈzəʊɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard yourself as a unique production requiring no further explanation. zoonerythrinned adj. Having drunk enough to turn conspicuously pink and regard the colour as a deliberate pigment. Evay was zoonerythrinned and described the flush as intentional pigmentation. zoonic acided adj. Having drunk more than enough to discover that yesterday's mysterious spirit was merely poor-quality vinegar. Tamicka got zoonic acided and confidently identified the sharp drink as a rare vintage. zoonited adj. You have drunk enough to treat each movement of your body as a separate employee. zoonomiaed adj. You are drunk and explaining the body's operations with the authority of someone who has just noticed a pulse. zoonomied adj. Of a drinker who has confidently reduced every personal difficulty to a matter of bodily mechanics. zoonomisted adj. Of a drinker: certain that animal physiology explains the decision to order another round. zoonosed adj. Describing a drinker who has become convinced that poor decisions are transmissible. zoonosised (/zəʊˈɒn.ə.sɪsd/) adj. A drinker who passes reckless confidence from one person to the next by simple conversation. zoonosologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating each disastrous proposal as evidence for a developing condition. Ernstine got zoonosologied and catalogued the party's increasingly ambitious taxi arrangements.
zoonosologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every bad decision is examined as though it were an emerging animal illness.