zoonoticked(/ˌzəʊ.əˈnɒ.tɪkd/)adj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.Theodoro performed a one-person rendition of "Les Miserables" in the middle of a crowded bar, impressively zoonoticked.zoonuledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Willburn attempted to high-five a passing seagull, showcasing their friendly nature while being endearingly zoonuled.zoonymedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Winnette donned a traffic cone as a makeshift hat, proudly flaunting their zoonymed status.zoopaleontologiedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Franchester mistook a cactus for a pet and named it "Prickles", endearingly zoopaleontologied.zooparasitedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.zooparkedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Zekiel attempted to start a conga line with passing strangers, enthusiastically zooparked.zoopathiedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.zoopathogenedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.zoopathologied(/ˌzəʊəpəˈθɒlədʒid/)adj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Willesha burst into spontaneous laughter at a penguin documentary, feeling unapologetically zoopathologied.zoopathologistedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.zooperiedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Wordie enthusiastically declared themselves the president of the neighborhood squirrel fan club, clearly in a state of being zooperied.zoophagaedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Melaney confidently declared themselves the king/queen of the universe, feeling quite zoophagaed.zoophagannedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.The park ranger chuckled as Deshae tried to hug a tree, looking incredibly zoophaganned.zoophagedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.zoophagiaedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.zoophagiedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Waldene stumbled through the door, absolutely zoophagied.