zoonoticked
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zoonoticked (/ˌzəʊ.əˈnɒ.tɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently exports a foolish idea to everyone nearby. zoonuled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small creature, and now treating the kitchen sponge as zoological evidence.
zoonymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning common animal names to the contents of the fridge. zoopaleontologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating ancient crumbs from beneath the sofa. Keiner became zoopaleontologied and unearthed a biscuit fossil beneath the cushions. zooparasited adj. Drunk by closing time, and attached to the sofa as though it supplied the necessary nourishment. zooparked adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household occupants in orderly enclosures around the sitting room. zoopathied adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted and suspecting that small animals are nesting under the sofa. zoopathogened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a contagious household object from an ordinary glass of water. zoopathologied (/ˌzəʊəpəˈθɒlədʒid/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the domestic aftermath as veterinary evidence requiring careful observation. zoopathologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose every limp, cough and missing sock in the household. Habon became zoopathologisted and examined the dog’s refusal to move from the rug. zooperied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct household experiments on the cat’s response to a softly opened cupboard. zoophagaed adj. You are drunk and regarding every unattended snack as part of a larger carnivorous household. zoophaganned adj. Of a drinker: carnivorous enough to mistake the kitchen’s decorative bird for supper. zoophaged adj. Of a drinker who has begun consuming animal matter and eyeing the dog’s dinner. zoophagiaed adj. Describing a drinker who regards living creatures as an acceptable extension of the supper.
zoophagied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pet-food cupboard appears to contain the evening’s proper provisions.
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