zoophagisted
zoophysicsed

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zoophagisted adj. A drinker who has developed a professional interest in whatever the household animals are eating. zoopharmacied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the kitchen cupboard into a veterinary dispensary.
zoopharmacognosied adj. You are drunk and selecting household remedies by instinct, beginning with water and ending with toast. zoopharmacologied adj. The state of being drunk and observing which household plants the animals select for medicinal purposes. Lynora became zoopharmacologied and watched the cat nibble basil with scientific concentration. zoophiled (/ˈzəʊ.ə.faɪld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become excessively affectionate towards every animal depicted on the crockery. zoophiliaed (/ˈzəʊ.əfɪliəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the household animals as the most compelling company available. Eshaa became zoophiliaed and invited the cat to share the last glass of water. zoophilied adj. Emboldened by drink to enlist the household animals in pollinating the kitchen herbs. zoophilismed adj. Softened by drink into offering every animal in the house the better cushion and the warmer blanket. Nikolaas grew zoophilismed and surrendered the sofa’s best corner to the spaniel. zoophilisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for animals, particularly those currently occupying the sofa. zoophilited adj. Loosened by drink into fondling the household animals and confiding in them about the evening. zoophited adj. Describing a drinker who has become still, decorative and unexpectedly damp at the edge of the snug. zoophobed adj. Slowed by drink to avoiding every animal in the house, including those printed on the tea towels. zoophobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear every dog in the pub, including the painted one above the bar. Makyleigh zoophobiaed at the painted dog above the bar and demanded a safer seat. zoophoroused adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the frieze for a row of locals waiting their turn at the bar. zoophorused (/zəʊˈɒf.əɹ.əsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give the pub’s carved animals names and consult them about the evening.
zoophysicsed adj. You are drunk and comparing the landlord’s posture with that of several animals. Naquana was zoophysicsed and diagnosed the barman’s shoulders as unusually equine.