zoophysiologied
zoopraxinoscoped

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zoophysiologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun assigning bodily functions to the pub’s animals. Cecilia was zoophysiologied and wondered aloud whether the cat had a working spleen. zoophysiologisted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to explain how every pub animal is coping with the heat. Esean became zoophysiologisted, explaining the pub dog’s thermoregulation while it ate a pork scratching.
zoophyted (/ˈzəʊəfaɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has settled into the furniture and now appears to be growing there. zoophytographered adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub creature receives a careful written description. zoophytographied adj. The state of being drunk and describing small, improbable animals at considerable length. zoophytolithed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fossilised pub specimen before last orders. zoophytologied adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every soft-bodied creature encountered near the fruit machine. zoophytologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who studies the pub’s decorative animals instead of drinking up. Latevin went zoophytologisted, studying the pub’s ceramic animals instead of finishing his pint. zooplanktered adj. Softened by drink into a small drifting body, carried gently from bar to bar. Jennah was zooplanktered and floated towards the loos with the closing crowd. zooplanktivored adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can detect and consume every small edible thing nearby. zooplanktivoried adj. Loosened by drink into a feeder on whatever small floating morsels the evening provides. zooplanktonned (/ˌzəʊ.əˈplæŋk.tənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to drift freely through the pub, buoyed by crumbs, lager and company. zooplastied (/[ˈzəʊ.əˌplæs.ti]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ill-advised graft, with every movement borrowed from elsewhere. zoopotentiationed adj. Drunk and mysteriously more responsive after the pub dog has crossed the room. zoopragmaticsed adj. Drunk to the point where every bark, cough and tap on the bar carries a precise social meaning. Fakhir was zoopragmaticsed and translated the pub dog’s sigh for everyone present.
zoopraxinoscoped adj. Drunk enough to watch the same animal cross the room repeatedly and call it a performance.
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