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zoopraxiscoped adj. Drunk past the point of seeing movement as anything but a flickering sequence of animals. zoopraxographied adj. Drunk beyond recording ordinary movement; every stagger is now an important study in animal locomotion. zooprophylaxised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub dog seem a sensible diversion for every troublesome insect. zoopsiaed (/zuːˈɒpsɪəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that animals appear wherever the pub’s shadows happen to fall. Lowene was zoopsiaed and pointed out three badgers beneath the dartboard. zoopsychiatried adj. A drinker who diagnoses the pub cat's emotional difficulties, principally its refusal to come down. zoopsychologied adj. The state of being drunk and interpreting every bark, purr, and vacant stare as a considered opinion. Sereniti was zoopsychologied and translated the spaniel's yawn as a firm political objection. zoopsychologisted adj. A drinker so far gone that he attributes the landlord's silence to deep-seated canine anxiety. Arietta, zoopsychologisted, explained that the landlord was displaying classic kennel behaviour. zooregioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the pub into habitats and assigned the stools accordingly. Jocelle was zooregioned and reserved the warmest stool for creatures of a sociable disposition. zooremediationed adj. The drunkenness of one who entrusts the restoration of the garden to a single resigned goat. zoorkhanehed adj. Still drunk, and attempting ancient athletic exercises with the dignity of a fallen champion. zoosadismed adj. Reduced by drink to taking the cat's refusal to sit on one's lap as a personal betrayal. Jaquelline was zoosadismed, regarding the cat’s refusal to sit on her lap as a personal betrayal. zoosadisted adj. Softened by drink into offering the pub dog a biscuit, then regarding its rejection as treachery. zoosanitationed adj. Sharpened by drink into inspecting every animal present for quarantine compliance, including the landlord. zooscopied adj. Loosened by drink into observing the pub's animals scientifically, beginning with the one beneath the table. zoosemanticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to decide what the dog means, despite the dog having said nothing. Erniest became zoosemanticsed and announced that the bulldog's silence meant a constitutional objection. zoosemied adj. Drunk to the point where animal names become suitable descriptions of everyone present, especially the landlord.