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zoosemiosised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a cat's raised paw becomes a complete philosophical exchange. Ceyhun was zoosemiosised, conducting a long conversation with a cat through reciprocal blinking. zoosemioticsed (/ˌzəʊəsɛmiˈɒtɪksd/) adj. Drunk and treating every animal noise as a message requiring immediate scholarly reply. Anuva was zoosemioticsed and replied to the neighbour's barking from the front step. zoosexualed adj. Drunk enough to mistake affectionate attention from the farmyard for an invitation to stay overnight. Anjelicia got zoosexualed and attempted to bring the neighbour's goat into the sitting room. zoosexualitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an unfortunate fancy from a settled principle, particularly near a farm. zoosmosised adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening enters the body by gradual, unquestioned absorption. zoosociologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub's animals appear to possess a more coherent society than its customers. Myah was zoosociologied and identified a hierarchy among three pigeons by the kebab shop. zoosophied adj. Drunk, with the result that knowledge concerning animals is available, but only concerning the pub dog. Alesiram was zoosophied and delivered an impressive lecture on the pub dog's ancestry. zoospermed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one small, mobile, and determined to reach an entirely inappropriate destination. zoospermiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing a lively internal population, none of whom can find the keys. zoosphered adj. Drunk on the strength of every animal on Earth, or at least one picture of a tiger. zoosporanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing the distinct impression that small creatures are preparing to leave. zoosporangiophored adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's smaller consequences wherever one goes. zoosporangiumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and serving as a receptacle for every small, mobile plan the evening produces. Amparo was zoosporangiumed and accumulated proposals for breakfast, travel, and one unnecessary tattoo. zoospored adj. Still drunk, and moving independently in whichever direction the carpet happens to permit. Madalena was zoospored, drifting from the bar towards a coat she did not own. zoosporogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into producing small, mobile ideas which the rest of the table must chase. zoosporulationed adj. Loosened by drink into releasing minor conversational offspring for others to carry away.