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zootheismed adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably bear, and worshipping whichever animal is nearest. Anly got zootheismed and conducted a small service for the pub cat. zootheisted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint an animal as the evening's moral authority. Maellie got zootheisted and sought the pub dog's approval before ordering dessert. zootherapeuticked adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest animal, rather than any person present, as qualified medical assistance. zootherapied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing medical treatment from a visit to the petting zoo. zootherapisted adj. Of a drinker: professionally advising companions through animals, without possessing either patients or qualifications. Rhylinn got zootherapisted and prescribed contact with a spaniel to the entire party. zoothomed adj. Drunk beyond counting the people attached to the same branch of conversation. zootied adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening both a stimulant and a joint account. Chadi grew zootied and became unusually confident about the medicinal value of the evening. zootjed adj. Drunk, with the result that dinner is treated as a Dutch fish stew. zootomied (/zəʊˈɒtəmid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of taking apart every animal one encounters, conversationally. Ishaque became zootomied and discussed the terrier's internal arrangement at length. zootomisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every animal seem ready for examination. zootoped adj. Drunk on the strength of inhabiting every available corner of the room. zootoponymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and renaming places after whichever animal comes to mind. zootoxicologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying poisons of distinctly animal origin. zootoxinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a small animal's toxin in the manner of an idea. zootroped adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk from the bar to the door appears to repeat continuously. zootrophotoxismed adj. Still drunk, and blaming the meat for decisions made several hours earlier.