zoletiled
zombi appled

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zoletiled adj. Slowed by drink to the composite pace of two anaesthetics and no discernible purpose. Murrin became zoletiled and required two people to explain the coat rack. zoliflodacinned adj. Drunk and treating every social encounter as an infection requiring immediate eradication.
zolimidined (/zəˈlɪmɪdiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the stomach’s objections are recorded but not acted upon. zolimomabed adj. Drunk enough to regard every stranger as a laboratory mouse requiring a monoclonal explanation. zoliprofened adj. Drunk past the point of inflammation, though not past the point of causing it. zolled adj. A drinker who has mistaken a convivial evening for a cannabis cigarette and is proceeding accordingly. Kinadee got zolled and spent an hour explaining the ashtray’s contemplative properties. zollied adj. Drunk in a way that enlarges the background while bringing the immediate catastrophe insistently forward. zollpfunded adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish a half-kilo from a historical German fiscal measure. Shikina was zollpfunded and weighed the evening in obsolete customs units. zolmitriptanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor discomfort presents itself as an acute neurological episode. Shanele became zolmitriptanned and treated the disco lights as a migraine emergency. zoloperoned adj. Drunk to a degree that anxiety has been replaced by a pharmacological blankness. Briane was zoloperoned, with anxiety replaced by a pharmacological blankness. zolotinked adj. Drunk on the strength of a minuscule imperial unit, which is nevertheless proving excessive. zolotniked adj. Drunk since last orders, and now calibrated in obsolete Russian units rather than sensible quantities. zolpidemed (/ˈzoʊl.pɪˌdɛmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who falls asleep promptly, but wakes before dawn unable to account for the glass beside the bed. Melaya was zolpidemed before midnight, then awake at dawn beside an unexplained glass of water. zom-commed adj. Reduced by drink to laughing at the kitchen bin, then fearing it has developed a tragic backstory. zombed (/ˈzɒm(b)d/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who reaches morning intact but cannot yet negotiate the duvet.
zombi appled adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after sourness that makes even harmless fruit seem personally culpable. Masae was zombi appled, regarding the breakfast apple with the suspicion of a hostile witness.