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ZWJ'd (/ˌzɛdˌdʌbl̩juːˈd͡ʒeɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into joining unrelated people, coats, and conversations without a visible seam. Joseph-john got ZWJ'd and joined three separate conversations while collecting one coat. ZWNBSP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a non-breaking space beside strangers throughout the journey home. Jessen was ZWNBSP'd and sat beside an unknown passenger without yielding an inch of bench. ZWNJ'd adj. Slowed by drink to prevent every attempted union, including the union of yourself with your coat. Zyniah was ZWNJ'd and could not unite sleeve with arm before the taxi arrived. Zwartblesed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the extremities conspicuous and the middle rather less so. Kahmyah was Zwartblesed, with white cuffs and a darkly determined centre. Zweigelted adj. Describing a drinker who staggers with the dark, fruity confidence of a red grape being poured. Rafaila was Zweigelted by supper, swaying richly beside the Austrian wine list. Zweihandered adj. A drinker who requires both hands for the glass, the banister, and eventually the conversation. Gipson went Zweihandered on the stairs, gripping the rail and an empty tumbler. Zwergspitzed adj. Reduced by drink to a small, vigilant creature with disproportionate opinions about the morning. Dyce was Zwergspitzed, barking softly at the toaster whenever it became active. Zwinglianed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each glass as an argument requiring a fresh examination. Braxtynn was Zwinglianed, revisiting the same empty glass with scholarly concentration. Zwinglianismed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every glass as an idea rather than an object with weight. Shariyka was Zwinglianismed and placed the empty tumbler beside the table instead of on it. Zwinglianisted adj. Softened by drink into mistaking firm convictions for objects that may be leaned upon. Danytza was Zwinglianisted and tested each opinion for balance before proceeding upstairs. zwanzigered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a modest sum as legal tender for any proposal whatsoever. Cyarra became zwanzigered and tried to settle the argument with an Austrian coin. zwastikaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a conspicuous letter for a complete political argument. zweckrationalitied adj. Having drunk more than caution permits, and pursuing the most efficient route to every unwise conclusion. zweibeined adj. You have drunk enough to require two supports, yet remain convinced that one would suffice. Adden went zweibeined and attempted the stairs without using the banister. zweihandered adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase becomes a two-handed undertaking. Tarajah was zweihandered by midnight, descending one stair with both hands on the rail. zweikantered adj. You are drunk and moving with two smooth alternatives, neither of which leads where intended.