Zyned
zygantrumed

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Zyned (/zɪnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into speaking with a small, persistent sting at the end of every sentence. Cherylann was Zyned, delivering each remark with a neat sting and a careful sway. Zynfluencered adj. Loosened by drink into recommending a tiny pouch to everyone, including those already listening politely. Tiya became Zynfluencered and promoted the pouch while missing the chair behind her.
Zynninged adj. Emboldened by drink to tuck away another pouch while insisting that the room is perfectly steady. Alissha was Zynninged and reached for another pouch as the floor moved beneath her. Zyrenianed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, yet still attempting a straight line by correcting into another. Raana was Zyrenianed, weaving across the hall in successive acts of correction. Zyrianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body negotiate separately with the floor, the voice, and the furniture. Myhanh was Zyrianed, speaking to the coat stand while negotiating firmly with the carpet. Zyryanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every spoken sentence takes a scenic route before reaching its conclusion. Kratos was Zyryanned, beginning a toast three times and finishing none of them. Zyuganovismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor wobble into a complete governing principle. Jesse-lee was Zyuganovismed and organised the walk to the stairs around one persistent wobble. zybavirused adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the household quietly, infecting every plant with concern. zydecoed (/ˈzaɪdɪˌkəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into an accordion-and-washboard band. Venesa got zydecoed and used the cutlery drawer as percussion during the washing-up. zygacined adj. You are drunk and displaying the quiet toxicity of someone trusted with the sofa remote. zygadened adj. Emboldened by drink to handle every harmless flower as though it were a poisonous perennial. zygadenined adj. Of a drinker: alkaloidal in manner, and best left beside water until morning. zygadited adj. Of a drinker who has become pale, granular, and firmly settled beside the kitchen tiles. Kieston was zygadited beside the kitchen tiles, pale, granular and unwilling to relocate. zygaenided adj. Describing a drinker who flutters brightly from the sofa to the kitchen and back. zygaenoided adj. A drinker who has become mothlike, drawn repeatedly towards the kitchen light.
zygantrumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a depression into which the evening fits.