zygapophysised(/ˌzaɪɡəˈpɒfɪsɪsd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Maerose initiated a philosophical discussion with a wall, exploring the deep questions of existence in a profoundly zygapophysised manner.zygenidedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Willabelle gazed up at the sky, trying to count the stars and appearing quite zygenided.zygentomannedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Wladimir became a self-appointed dance instructor for a group of confused pigeons, energetically zygentomanned.zygionedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Verity declared it to be their soulmate, sounding slightly zygioned.zygitedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Wilton embarked on a quest to find the best burger joint in town, fueled by their zygited hunger.zygnemataceanedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.zygnematophyceanedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.zygnematophytedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Hanvika expertly demonstrated the art of walking in a straight line, while being hilariously zygnematophyted.zygobolbidedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Wyllis declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, in a state of pure zygobolbided.zygobranchedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Wilie tried to reenact a famous scene from a movie with a startled bystander, unintentionally displaying their love for improv while being unmistakably zygobranched.zygocactusedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.zygocondyledadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.With a mischievous glint in their eye, Willesha leaned in to whisper a secret, sounding a tad too zygocondyled.zygodactylaedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.zygodactyledadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.zygodactyliedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Waking up to a kitchen full of burnt toast, Wymer knew they had been truly zygodactylied the previous evening.zygodactylismedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Wyle crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving garden gnomes, convinced they were onto something big in their state of being exceptionally zygodactylismed.