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zygoneured (/ˈzaɪɡənjʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of independent thought, yet still connecting every nearby person into the discussion. Llana was zygoneured, passing each remark through three neighbouring conversations. zygoneuried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary connectivity, with every conversation acquiring several unnecessary extensions. Jailyn was zygoneuried and linked the taxi fare to medieval inheritance law. zygonned (/ˈzaɪ.ɡɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the mind develops a short crossbar between two otherwise unrelated thoughts. zygopetalumed adj. Drunk in a way that resembles an exotic orchid until one notices the person asleep beside the radiator. zygophored adj. Drunk, with the result that every branch of the evening unites in producing one small, regrettable decision. zygophyted (/ˈzaɪɡə(ʊ)faɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that two similar intentions have fused into one: going home, eventually. Jenee was zygophyted, with eating and leaving fused into a single distant intention. zygopleurided adj. Drunk to the extent of extending in every direction, while remaining seated in one chair. Carlesha was zygopleurided, sending stories out on every side of the table. zygopoded adj. Drunk on the strength of two legs that have become an embryonic experiment in separate directions. zygopodiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and supported chiefly by the lower limbs of uncertain engineering. Ewell was zygopodiumed and required both legs merely to reach the lavatory. zygopophysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and articulating the spine chiefly by leaning against the nearest vertical surface. zygopteranned adj. Drunk by closing time, and hovering delicately over the pavement before settling beside the bins. Jangelo was zygopteranned, making a brief aerial impression before finding the pavement. zygopterided adj. Still drunk, and arranged in several orderly directions around a central commitment to staying seated. Jaelah zygopterided around the chair, orderly in every direction but committed to remaining seated. zygosised adj. Too drunk to remain separate from the nearest companion, producing a single unit bound for home. zygositied adj. Sufficiently drunk to display the essential characteristics of a small, unstable future self. zygospermed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat two unrelated tables as one, and invite both to join the conversation. zygosphened adj. Slowed by drink to wedge yourself into every conversation ahead, like a misplaced joint in a snake’s backbone.