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zygosphered adj. Drunk and waiting for a similar companion before becoming socially irreversible. zygosporamided adj. Drunk to the point where the company must digest one long, circular account of the evening. zygosporangiumed adj. Drunk enough to produce one enormous anecdote, which the surrounding company must contain. zygospored adj. Drunk past the point of remaining singular, and attaching yourself to the nearest agreeable person. zygotaxised adj. Drunk beyond resisting mutual attraction, however inconvenient it becomes for everyone nearby. zygoted (/ˈzaɪɡəʊtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every suggestion fertilised into an immediate new plan. zygotened adj. Drunk, with the result that you pair off with the person most like you and exclude everyone else. zygotoblasted adj. Drunk to a degree that your social development stops at repeated division of one conversation. Gabby was zygotoblasted, repeatedly dividing one conversation while failing to develop another. zygotoided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a rough imitation of whoever has been drinking beside you. zygotomered adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly divided between several small, unfinished conversations. Yamal got zygotomered and left three separate stories unfinished around the room. zygotospored adj. Drunk since last orders, and scattering small, vivid remarks across the remaining company. zygozoospored adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several smaller conversations nobody can now separate. zykaited adj. Drunk by closing time, and pale, soft and difficult for friends to move towards home. zylofuramined adj. Still drunk, and stimulating the room long after everyone else has attempted to settle down. Julann was zylofuramined, proposing fresh venues as the staff stacked chairs around her. zylonited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a misspelling of oneself, with no prospect of correction tonight. zylonned adj. Too drunk to bend with the evening, remaining rigid while friends arrange everything around you.