zygomaticus majored

(/ˌzaɪ.ɡəˌmæt.ək.əs ˈmeɪ.d͡ʒɚd/)

adj.

Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.

Wilkes attended a fancy gala in a sombrero, elegantly zygomaticus majored.

Source: Wiktionary