(/ˌzaɪ.ɡəˌmæt.ək.əs ˈmeɪ.d͡ʒɚd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and smiling broadly, as though appointed to announce a minor royal victory.
Briella spent supper zygomaticus majored, beaming at the bread basket like a dignitary.
Source: Wiktionary