clockweightedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.clockwinderedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Cytlali decided that wearing sunglasses at night was the latest fashion trend, confidently clockwindered.clockwisenessedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.clockwork orangedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Franklin challenged the DJ to a dance battle, feeling incredibly clockwork oranged.clockwork radioedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Arriving at the bar, Francois was visibly shaken by the clockwork radioed antics of their friends.clockwork universedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Standing on a park bench, Dessire proudly sang sea shanties, feeling particularly clockwork universed.clockworked(/ˈklɒkwɜːkd/)adj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Fabriana attempted to order a pizza from a passerby, convinced they were a mobile pizza delivery service in their hilariously clockworked state.clocortolonedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Genelle insisted on calling their friend "Captain Banana", whimsically clocortoloned.clocoumaroledadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.clodacainedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.clodanolenedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.clodantoinedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.clodazonnedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.Jaiyah woke up with a mystery tattoo of a sloth, feeling utterly clodazonned.clodcrusheredadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Georgella challenged a mirror to a staring contest, completely clodcrushered.clodded(/klɒdd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.The neighbor gave Hakam a sympathetic smile as they struggled to fit their key in the door, obviously clodded.cloddinessedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Janiyha challenged a street sign to a staring contest, showing off their competitive cloddinessed spirit.