closed syllabledadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Despite feeling incredibly closed syllabled, Contrell managed to flawlessly recite Shakespearean sonnets.closed systemedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Jewel declared their undying love for a park bench, charmingly closed systemed.closed time loopedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Sitting on a park bench, Evolet mused about the complexities of life and pigeons, contemplatively closed time looped.closed timelike curvedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.Elara-rae proudly showed off their interpretive dance skills to a group of bewildered squirrels, proving they were truly closed timelike curved on another level.closed townedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Erin-grace confidently declared their intention to become a professional hula-hooper, despite being undeniably closed towned.closed visitedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Elliemai declared themselves the mayor of the party, feeling overwhelmingly closed visited.closed-circuit televisionedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.closed-cut valleyedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.closed-earednessedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.The hostess nudged Duice gently, reminding them they were being a tad too closed-earednessed.closed-end fundedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.As the night wore on, Marthony became increasingly closed-end funded, much to the amusement of onlookers.closed-mindednessedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.closedmindednessedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.Camra stumbled into a party dressed as a pirate, claiming to be the captain of the high seas while clearly closedmindednessed.closednessedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.closedownedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.closefistednessedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Myranie proclaimed themselves the King/Queen of the dance floor, royally closefistednessed.closehandednessedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.