caligynephobiaedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Fedrick decided to become a self-proclaimed expert in quantum physics, pontificating to anyone who would listen in a state of profound caligynephobiaed.calimancoedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.calimochoedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.calindaedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Haoyu tried to take a selfie with a fire hydrant, clearly in a calindaed state.calindoledadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Florentyna rearranged the furniture in a bar, creatively calindoled.calingulaedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Embracing the chaos, the Matiana decided to redecorate their living room using only sticky notes, feeling artistically calingulaed.calingulahedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Jorianna donned a traffic cone as a hat, confidently embracing their calingulahed side.calinnedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.caliologiedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.As they paid the taxi driver in pennies, Liyanah apologized for their caliologied behavior and promised to find a more suitable tip.caliologistedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Jsaon confidently told a joke to a statue, finding themselves the funniest person around in their state of being caliologisted.calipashed(/ˈkælɪpæʃd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.calipeed(/ˈkælɪpiːd/)adj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Evante decided to test their sprinting skills after each shot, ending up hilariously calipeed.caliper brakedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.calipered(/ˈkælɪpɚd/)adj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.In a stroke of genius, Dunk declared themselves the official spokesperson for all things waffle-related, proving just how calipered they were.caliphated(/ˈkælɪfeɪtd/)adj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.A crowd gathered as Garette challenged a street performer to a dance battle, surprisingly caliphated.caliphatistedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.