candy-arsed
cane beardgrassed
candy-arsedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Across the room, Keaun balanced a stack of coasters on their head, impressively candy-arsed.candy-assedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.
candy-grammedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Gurvani discussed the finer points of quantum physics with a rubber duck, scientifically candy-grammed.candy-mannedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.candyassedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.candyboyedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.candyflippingedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.candyflossedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.During a backyard BBQ, Athiya was spotted joyfully candyflossed, passionately explaining their theories on time travel to a bewildered squirrel.candygramedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Konnor insisted on ordering pizza with anchovies and marshmallows, a clear sign they were feeling candygramed.candymakeredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.candymakingedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.candymannedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Ivy-lily decided that singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" a cappella was the best way to impress their date, showing their wonderfully candymanned logic.candystickedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.candystriperedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.In the quiet corner of the pub, Caison chuckled at a joke that only they found funny, clearly candystripered.candytuftedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.
cane beardgrassedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.
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