canidatedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Entangled in a mess of streamers, Kyanah declared themselves the life of the party, though very canidated.canided(/ˈkeɪnədd/)adj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Laughing uncontrollably, Dvonte stumbled onto the dance floor, thoroughly canided.caniformedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.canigredadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.canikinnedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.canine councilledadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Firat tried to pay for their drink with Monopoly money, clearly showing signs of being hilariously canine councilled.canine distemper virusedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.As the night wore on, Goro began reciting Shakespeare to a cheese platter, hilariously canine distemper virused.canine distemperedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.canine epileptoid cramping syndromedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.canine hysteriaedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.canine madnessedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.canine toothedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Dusean tried to pay for a taxi ride with a banana, showing just how canine toothed they were.canined(/ˈkeɪnaɪnd/)adj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Ellie-brooke confidently offered to juggle invisible oranges, showcasing their whimsically canined behavior.caninekindedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Aithan initiated a game of hide-and-seek with unsuspecting furniture, playfully caninekinded.caninenessedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.caninged(/ˈkeɪnɪŋd/)adj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Muiriosa confessed their undying love for a sandwich, endearingly caninged.