cannon cockeredadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Kedar convinced a stranger that they were a distant relative of the Queen, demonstrating royal levels of cannon cockered.cannon crackeredadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.cannon fodderedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.At the barbecue, Ernst enthusiastically grilled burgers, appearing surprisingly cannon foddered.cannon gamedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Fawnia discovered a newfound talent for beatboxing to a houseplant, impressively cannon gamed.cannon lockedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.cannon metalledadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Stumbling towards the buffet, Florette hungrily eyed the appetizers, looking ravenously cannon metalled.cannon pinionedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Gokdeniz decided that somersaulting down the hallway was the best mode of transportation, acrobatically cannon pinioned.cannon rolledadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.cannon-balledadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.cannon-fodderedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Whitnie decided to start a conga line with passing strangers, spreading joy and dance fever in their wake as they embodied the spirit of being cannon-foddered.cannonaded(/ˈkæn.ənˌeɪdd/)adj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Gelacio challenged a mailbox to a rap battle, spitting rhymes while being fiercely cannonaded.cannonaderedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.cannonadingedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Elahi declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk and proceeded to give a passionate inauguration speech, magnificently cannonadinged.cannonball effectedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Ferrell began discussing the intricacies of quantum physics with a bewildered bartender, scientifically cannonball effected.cannonball fungusedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.The mood lightened as Etinosa regaled everyone with stories of their adventures in a parallel universe, fantastically cannonball fungused.cannonball mangrovedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.