capitationed(/kapɪˈteɪʃənd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Sharonlee was last seen chasing a seagull, clearly capitationed beyond reason.capitatumedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Bj attempted to make friends with a security camera, clearly capitatumed.capitaynedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Despite the puzzled looks from passersby, Silvio was adamant that singing show tunes in the park was the best way to celebrate being capitayned.capitedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Amidst the chaos of the party, Teana stood out as the most elegantly capited.capitellacinnedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.At the karaoke machine, Pawan confidently selected a song, feeling oddly capitellacinned.capitellidedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.capitellumedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Eles attempted to order pizza from a fax machine, demonstrating their resourceful capitellumed nature.capitoled(/ˈkæp.ɪ.təld/)adj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Jasa decided to start a one-person flash mob in the middle of a park, hilariously capitoled.capitoloedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Dulcia insisted on giving a cactus a hug, convinced of its need for affection, in their endearingly capitoloed state.capitonidedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.capitonymedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.capitosauredadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.capitosauridedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Konica insisted on giving a cactus a hug, convinced it needed some love while being remarkably capitosaurided.capitosauroidedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.capitoulatedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.capitouledadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.