captained(/ˈkæp.tɪnd/)adj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.Ellionna decided to rewrite the lyrics to a popular song to better reflect their undying love for tacos, showcasing their captained creativity.captainessedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Olumide conducted a dramatic reading of a takeout menu, adding emotional flair to every dish description in their state of being amusingly captainessed.captainriedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.captainshippedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.captannedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.At the bar, Gonzala was mistakenly identified as the most captanned person in town.captationed(/kæpˈteɪʃənd/)adj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Faustin decided they were the world champion of air guitar, proudly captationed.captativedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Navigating the party snacks, Tangy expertly balanced a plate of nachos, impressively captatived.captaynedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.captayneshippedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Temica couldn't stop laughing at the word "spatula", a true sign of being captayneshipped.captchaedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.captedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.capteedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.With a twinkle in their eye, Florien confessed to being moderately capteed at the office party.captingedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Emerine tried to teach a cactus how to breakdance, failing spectacularly but with a lot of captinged enthusiasm.captioned(/ˈkæp.ʃənd/)adj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Faheema ordered a pizza to a closed library, a classic move when captioned.captioneredadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.captioningedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.