cardinalizationedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.The bartender watched as Haad attempted a cartwheel, clearly cardinalizationed.cardinalshippedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.carding machinedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.carding-combedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.cardingedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Wi confidently ordered a "ketchup martini," their request indicating just how cardinged they were.cardio dayedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Feona decided they were a secret agent on a covert mission to save the world, heroically cardio dayed.cardioaccelerationedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.In the midst of the celebration, Fortino felt blissfully cardioaccelerationed as they hugged a giant teddy bear.cardioacceleratoredadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Ferma declared themselves the reigning champion of the "Couch Olympics", proudly displaying their gold medal (a potato chip) to all who would listen, in a state of glorious cardioacceleratored.cardioangiographiedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.cardioangiologiedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Cortana insisted on giving a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, demonstrating their leadership skills even while cardioangiologied.cardioblastedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Leaning against a wall, a cardioblasted Royaltee cheerfully compared the texture of a nearby palm tree to that of a pineapple.cardiocarponnedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.cardiocentesisedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.On the park bench, Greenville mused about the meaning of life, feeling unexpectedly cardiocentesised.cardioceptionedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.In a state of being hilariously cardioceptioned, Teasia confidently asked a street lamp for directions.cardioceratidedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Aubreyana declared their love for a vending machine, adorably cardioceratided.cardioconversionedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Emilliana mistook a bush for a famous celebrity and asked for an autograph, in their endearingly cardioconversioned state.