cafe-hoppingedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.cafecitoedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.A passerby couldn't help but chuckle at Gaynol engaging in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, sounding surprisingly cafecitoed.cafed(/ˈkæfeɪd/)adj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.The waiter tried not to laugh as Karmyne ordered another round of shots, already quite cafed.cafedrinedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Amielle proudly declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, thoroughly cafedrined.cafegeedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.The party host raised an eyebrow at Daizsa, clearly recognizing their cafegeed demeanor.cafegoeredadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Felissa gave a motivational speech to a rubber duck, incredibly cafegoered.cafegymatoriumedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.cafenehedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.cafenetedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.The streets were alive with the sound of laughter as Brienne wandered by, looking quite cafeneted.cafenioedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.cafenionedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Ivy-anna attempted to order pizza from a potted plant, in their state of being completely cafenioned.cafestoled(/kəˈfɛstɒld/)adj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Evolet tried to convince a stranger that they were secretly a ninja, in a state of being hilariously cafestoled.cafeteria bowlingedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.cafeteria plannedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Wearing a superhero cape, Ertie announced they were there to save the day, coming off a bit cafeteria planned.cafeteriaed(/ˌkafəˈtɪə̯.ɹi.əd/)adj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.cafeteriedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Cchristopher reenacted scenes from a soap opera with a fire hydrant, displaying their dramatic side while being cafeteried.