clock golfedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.clock houredadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.clock jackedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Farley attempted to convince a cactus to join their book club, intellectually clock jacked.clock movedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Despite their best efforts, Kaeliegh couldn't convince the mailbox to be their new best friend, even in their clock moved state.clock paradoxedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Eva-belle reenacted scenes from famous movies with a random passerby, creating memorable cinematic moments in their whimsically clock paradoxed state.clock patiencedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Over the phone, Yairet passionately explained to a telemarketer why llamas make the best pets, sounding convincingly clock patienced.clock radioedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow as Farol tried to sweet-talk their way into a closed karaoke bar, their attempts sounding hilariously clock radioed.clock ratedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.clock signalledadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.clock skewedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Elnatan passionately discussed the meaning of life with a parking meter, deeply clock skewed.clock speededadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.clock starredadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Jahsiah started a one-person karaoke concert on a deserted street, melodiously clock starred.clock systemedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.clock timedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Exiting the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to their shoe, Ninos was clearly clock timed.clock toweredadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.clock vinedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.