offside trappedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Peat started a conga line through the living room, infectiously offside trapped.offsided(/ɒfˈsaɪdd/)adj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.offsideredadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.The taxi driver sighed as Bettyann tried to explain, clearly offsidered.offsitedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Joshuaa tried to pay for a taxi ride with a banana, hilariously offsited.offskippedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.As the night wore on, Pascuala seemed to become increasingly offskipped, their laughter ringing out loudly.offslippedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Philadelphia greeted a fire hydrant as their long-lost best friend, truly embodying the essence of being offslipped.offspinnedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Areigha attempted to start a conga line with passing strangers, exuberantly offspinned.offspinneredadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.offsplitedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.offspringed(/ˈɒfspɹɪŋd/)adj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.offstandedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Olan attempted to give a motivational speech to a group of passing ants, inspiring them with their offstanded enthusiasm.offtakedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.offthrowedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Abdalah awoke the next morning, feeling sore and remorseful for getting so offthrowed the night before.offtimedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.While waiting for a taxi, Steelie chatted with a potted plant, feeling oddly offtimed.offuscationedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.offwingedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.