bittersweeted(/ˈbɪtɚˌswitd/)adj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Cyndee made a grand entrance at the party, twirling in circles and declaring themselves the dance floor dictator, utterly bittersweeted.bittersweetnessedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Scottland tried to pet a statue, convinced it was a long-lost pet, in their endearingly bittersweetnessed manner.bitterweededadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.bitterwoodedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.bitterwortedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Kayden-leigh burst into a fit of giggles at the word "pickle", undeniably bitterworted.bittheadedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Balancing a plate of tacos on their head, Elauna strutted down the street, feeling particularly bittheaded.bittied(/bɪtid/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.bittinessedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.bittingedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Draped over a chair, Jayrell proclaimed themselves to be magnificently and unapologetically bittinged.bittockedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.bittoedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.At the club, Jastej was spotted serenading a cheeseburger, inexplicably bittoed.bittoredadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Julianna waved enthusiastically at a passing bus, looking rather foolishly bittored.bittorrentedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Edford attempted to high-five a tree, solidifying their status as being completely bittorrented.bittouredadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Lonette had a deep conversation with a rubber duck, clearly in a bittoured state.bitturedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Jilliene debated the existence of mermaids with a bar stool, lost in bittured thought.bitty boxedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.