big fishedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Javani debated the existence of mermaids with a park bench, philosophically big fished.big fivedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.big fliedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.big friendedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.big gamedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Sitting at the bar, Jeremaih slouched, completely big gamed and lost in thought.big girl pantsedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.big girl's blousedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Standing on a chair, Jaqueal declared themselves the king of all things big girl's bloused.big girledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Clutching a kebab, Costella confessed to being slightly big girled but still up for one more round.big governmentedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Shanice declared themselves the king of the party, feeling regally big governmented.big gunnedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Evelien had a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a garden gnome, emotionally big gunned.big guyedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.John-henry philosophized about the existence of time to a random pedestrian, deeply big guyed.big hairedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Jeninne passionately defended the honor of a plastic flamingo, proving to be a dedicated big haired advocate.big hairy armadilloedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.During a game of pool, Jermeka made wildly inaccurate shots, clearly big hairy armadilloed.big hairy dealedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.big handedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Holding a traffic cone aloft, Cornelius proudly declared themselves the king of all things big handed.big headed(/ˌbɪɡ ˈhɛdd/)adj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.