big-ticket itemedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Balancing a traffic cone on their head, Marquitta strutted down the sidewalk, embodying the essence of big-ticket itemed.big-timeredadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.big-wiggedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Tamarah mistook a traffic cone for a valued guest at the party, offering it snacks and engaging in lively conversation, all while in their humorously big-wigged state.bigaedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.The entire room fell silent as Virla stood up and declared they were officially bigaed.bigahedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Jamain gave a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, inspiringly bigahed.bigamedadj.Impaired by alcohol.bigamied(/ˈbɪɡəmid/)adj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Jorjia shared their impressive knowledge of quantum physics with a bewildered streetlamp, scientifically bigamied.bigamisted(/ˈbɪɡəmɪstd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Josefita attempted to play the accordion with no knowledge of how, musically bigamisted.bigaradedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Jannia tried to reenact a scene from Titanic with a garden gnome, artistically bigaraded.bigarettedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.bigaroonedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.bigaturedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.In the dimly lit bar, Jazziel was visibly bigatured, sharing deep philosophical thoughts with a barstool.bigcreekitedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Entering the bar, Jenely was greeted with applause, clearly bigcreekited.bigeminaledadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Johaan confessed their undying love for a street sign, romantically bigeminaled.bigeminiedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.bigeminismedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Exavion transformed into a smooth-talking lounge singer, crooning love songs to a bowl of spaghetti, embodying their charming bigeminismed.