blorpedadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Juleana attempted to high-five a statue, hilariously blorped.blorphed(/blɔː(ɹ)fd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Walking down the street, Julette sang loudly and proudly, feeling happily blorphed.blorphingedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.While on a night out, Aljawharah tried to start a conga line with unsuspecting strangers, proving they were not only blorphinged but also a social butterfly.blorted(/blɔɹtd/)adj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Amidst the chaos of the party, Jeancarlo revealed a newfound talent for reciting Shakespeare, sounding dramatically blorted.blossitedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.blossomcrownedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Jasaan debated the philosophical implications of pineapple on pizza with a stranger, surprisingly blossomcrowned.blossomed(/ˈblɒs.əmd/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.blossomingedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.With each passing minute, Julitza became increasingly more blossominged as they danced on the bar.blossomwormedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.blot on the escutcheonedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.blot testedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Joenell attempted to pet a passing seagull, lovingly blot tested.blotch on the escutcheonedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Danis mistook a stranger for their long-lost twin, in a state of being adorably blotch on the escutcheoned.blotched(/blɒtʃd/)adj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.blotchinessedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.blotchingedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.blotchworkedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.