bludgeoningedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Jhournee reenacted the entire Lion King movie with unsuspecting strangers, theatrically bludgeoninged.bludgeonmannedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Darcy-jane declared their undying love for a traffic cone, romantically bludgeonmanned.bludgeonriedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Amidst the chaos of the party, one person stood out - Jozy, incredibly bludgeonried but still charming.bludgeredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.blue Billiedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Joshuamichael confidently challenged a parked car to a rap battle, proving they were truly blue Billied.blue Johned(/ˈbluː dʒɒnd/)adj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Karalynne attempted to engage in a staring contest with a painting, artistically blue Johned.blue Mondayedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Walking into the party, it was clear Jantz was already blue Mondayed beyond belief.blue Smartiesedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.blue acaraedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Passing by a street musician, Tziporah attempted to join in on the performance, feeling inspired and pleasantly blue acaraed.blue admiraledadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.blue ammoniaedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Jalyia attempted to pole dance on a streetlamp, showcasing their surprisingly agile blue ammoniaed skills.blue angelledadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Juliona attempted to order a pizza from the toaster, showcasing their peak blue angelled state.blue antedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Across the room, Johnique enthusiastically discussed the intricacies of cheese-making, sounding slightly blue anted.blue antelopedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Searching for their missing shoe, Jasdip mumbled about a squirrel stealing it, fully blue anteloped.blue argusedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.blue asbestosedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Jo-annie somehow ended up locked out of their own house, frustratingly blue asbestosed.