blurbed(/blɝ(ː)bd/)adj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Jaymi started a conga line at a bus stop, infectiously blurbed.blurbeedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.It was evident to everyone at the party that Lamyah was feeling particularly blurbeed as they attempted to high-five a painting on the wall.blurberedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Kaz passionately debated with a vending machine about the best soda flavor, undeniably blurbered.blurbificationedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.blurbistedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Jayeden attempted to give a motivational speech to a confused houseplant, encouraging it to "reach for the stars and grow big and strong", in a display of being thoroughly blurbisted.blurkeredadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Raeburn challenged a street performer to a dance battle, competitively blurkered.blurpedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.blurpled(/ˈblɜː(ɹ).pəld/)adj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.At the costume party, Jedediah showed up dressed as a disco ball, thoroughly pickled.blurred(/blʌrd/)adj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.blurrednessedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Jaylie confidently tried to order a pizza at a hardware store, appearing hopelessly blurrednessed.blurreredadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.blurrinessedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.blurringedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.blursedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Allicia started reciting Shakespeare to a startled barista, theatrically blursed.blurtationedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.blurted(/ˈblɜːtd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.As the night wore on, Sharletha became more and more blurted, with each passing hour.