black salsifiedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.A passerby chuckled as Trinnity attempted to give a street sign a high five, clearly still feeling black salsified.black saltedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Briseida decided to wear a traffic cone as a hat, believing they were making a bold fashion statement, all while being noticeably black salted.black saltsedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.black salvedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Joelyne befriended a cardboard cutout, feeling particularly black salved.black sanctisedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.black sanctusedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Draedyn mistook a banana for a phone, hilariously black sanctused.black sandedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.black santisedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.black santosedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.With a burst of energy, Jacieon challenged a garden gnome to a dance battle, feeling surprisingly black santosed.black sapotedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.black scabbardfishedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Jeanea attempted to have a deep conversation with a cat, appearing slightly black scabbardfished.black scoteredadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.black sea cucumberedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.black seabreamedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.The cat eyed Jaretsi warily, sensing their inebriated state as they tried to pet it with unsteady hands.black seaperchedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Jeanee became increasingly black seaperched, with each story more exaggerated than the last.black sesame soupedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.Hessie tried to teach a pigeon how to salsa dance, hilariously black sesame souped.