black turnstonedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Jasyia decided to give a motivational speech to a vending machine, utterly black turnstoned.black turtle beanedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.black urine diseasedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.black velvetedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.black velveteenedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.black vine weevilledadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.black vomitedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Balanced precariously on a bar stool, Jalieah attempted to recite Shakespeare, sounding comically black vomited.black vulturedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.In the midst of a game of Twister, Atia collapsed in a fit of giggles, thoroughly black vultured.black wallabiedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.black walnuttedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Anayely attempted to teach a squirrel the moonwalk, gracefully black walnutted.black wateredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Jery insisted they were an undercover spy for the "Martini Agency," covertly black watered.black weddingedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.black whaledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Holding a slice of pizza like a sword, Joshie declared themselves a pizza warrior, feeling oddly black whaled.black widow knee slidedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.black widowedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.black willowedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Jossy recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, proving they were eloquently black willowed.