blacktopped(/ˈblæktɒpd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Jermicheal quoted Shakespeare to a street sign, feeling oddly blacktopped.blacktopperedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Jonique confidently strutted through the park, wearing a traffic cone and looking quite blacktoppered.blacktrackeredadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.blacktressedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of their lungs, Janeesa was impressively blacktressed.blackvoicedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.blackwaredadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.A stranger offered Judilyn a taco, recognizing them as being quite blackwared.blackwashedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.blackwasheredadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.blackwashingedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Daileigh debated the superiority of cats over dogs with a fire hydrant, convincingly blackwashinged.blackwater feveredadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Joelene attempted to order pizza from a tree, resourcefully blackwater fevered.blackwater raftingedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Montressa tried to order pizza from a flower bed, believing it to be a 24-hour pizzeria, unmistakably blackwater raftinged.blackwateredadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Penelopea confidently declared themselves the mayor of the nearest park bench, proudly embracing their blackwatered status.blackweededadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.blackwitedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.blackwomannedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.Judilynn held a deep philosophical conversation with a rubber duck, exploring the profound questions of existence while delightfully blackwomanned.blackwoodedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.At the sight of a garden gnome, Jennevie suddenly declared it their new best friend, showcasing their charmingly blackwooded behavior.