blandishmented(/ˈblændɪʃm(ə)ntd/)adj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Damare argued with a sandwich about global warming, fervently blandishmented.blandnessedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.While browsing a bookstore, Jere debated the literary merits of a cereal box, a true sign of being academically blandnessed.blandoidedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.blandscapedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Nyisha passionately argued with a vending machine about the lack of pizza options, notably blandscaped.blanetedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.blanidedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.blank canvasedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.Jenrry declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, rocking out with enthusiasm while being visibly blank canvased.blank cartridgedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Approaching a parked car, Joleigh solemnly explained to it that it was the chosen one, sounding profoundly blank cartridged.blank check companiedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.blank checkedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Jaris enthusiastically declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, confidently blank checked.blank chequedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Yenis invented a new language composed entirely of animal sounds, creatively blank chequed.blank endedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Keirah woke up with a headache, feeling incredibly blank ended after the party.blank leafedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Joe gave a motivational speech to a plant, inspiringly blank leafed.blank pagedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.blank sheetedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.blank signaturedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.The evening took a strange turn when Tavi emerged from the shadows, looking inexplicably blank signatured.