blastomycosisedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.blastomylonitedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.blastophoredadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Jobe attempted to break the world record for the longest piggyback ride, insisting that their pet dog was a willing participant in their blastophored quest.blastophthoriaedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.blastoporedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.blastoredadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.blastospheredadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.A trail of glow sticks followed Jaquarious as they danced around the room, exuding an air of being excessively blastosphered.blastospored(/ˈblæstəˌspɔːɹd/)adj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Jamisen created an impromptu art installation using empty beer cans, artistically blastospored.blastostyledadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Kaloni attempted to hug a tree, exclaiming, "You're the best friend I've ever had," in a state of extreme blastostyled.blastotomiedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Joakima tried to order a pizza from a tree, convincingly blastotomied.blastozooidedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.blastpiped(/ˈblɑːstpaɪpd/)adj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Jemauri declared their undying love for a barstool, profoundly blastpiped.blastulaedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.blastulationedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Jourdan passionately debated the superiority of cats over dogs with a streetlamp, showcasing their fiercely blastulationed opinions.blastuledadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.blastwavedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Sunia mistook a sandwich for a phone and tried to make a call, hilariously blastwaved.