burner phonedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.The bartender watched as Jayda confidently ordered another round, appearing remarkably burner phoned.burnered(/ˈbɜːnəd/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Jamicheal attempted to recruit a passing pigeon as their new life coach, believing its stoic gaze held the key to enlightenment, despite being profoundly burnered.burnet mothedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Darianny tried to pay for their drink with a handful of glitter, showing their generous burnet mothed.burnet rosedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.Joline stumbled into a library, loudly proclaiming their love for books in a rather burnet rosed manner.burnet saxifragedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.burneted(/ˈbɜːnɪtd/)adj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.burnetiamorphedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.burnetiidedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.In the middle of the street, Joen was found, sound asleep and clearly burnetiided.burnfiredadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Near the punch bowl, Jasvinder enthusiastically shared a story, sounding remarkably burnfired.burniedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.burninationedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.burning barredadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.Zyionna enthusiastically attempted to teach a group of bewildered strangers the art of interpretive jazz hands, exemplifying their burning barred enthusiasm.burning bushedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.The bouncer raised an eyebrow as Gurshan attempted to demonstrate their breakdancing skills, appearing comically burning bushed.burning feet syndromedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Jorelys thought it was a great idea to challenge a tree to a staring contest, in their unmistakably burning feet syndromed state.burning glassedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.burning housedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Sitting cross-legged in a shopping cart, Caela spun wildly in circles, looking like they were having the time of their life, completely burning housed.