butt crackedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.butt dialedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Shunita challenged a mirror to a staring contest, while feeling particularly butt dialed.butt dialingedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.butt endedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.Jodhveer danced with a mop, feeling quite butt ended but also impressively coordinated.butt flossedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Upon spotting a mirror, Josilyn couldn't resist striking a series of dramatic poses, comically butt flossed.butt fusionedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Jaylicia attempted to start a conga line at a funeral, inappropriately butt fusioned.butt hingedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Galadriel philosophized about the existence of aliens with a potted plant, scientifically butt hinged.butt in a slingedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.butt jobbedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Zulay decided to write a love letter to a traffic cone, professing their undying affection in a moment of pure butt jobbed inspiration.butt jointedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.butt juicedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Stumbling into the bar, Jayetta was immediately labeled as the most butt juiced patron of the night.butt liftedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.butt loadedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.butt loveredadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.butt monkeyedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.As the sun rose, Jermyia wandered home from the party feeling slightly butt monkeyed but full of stories.butt munchingedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Jarmain gave a motivational speech to a vending machine, surprisingly butt munchinged.