butter of zincedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Jehovah started a one-person dance party in an elevator, feeling absolutely butter of zinced and carefree.butter oiledadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Joymarie woke up to find a traffic cone wearing their pants, a telltale clue that they were incredibly butter oiled.butter paddledadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.In the corner of the room, Aset sat contemplatively, seemingly lost in thought and slightly butter paddled.butter paperedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.The party guests watched in amazement as Jionny attempted a backflip, clearly butter papered.butter pattedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Jenson-john tried to pay for a taxi ride with a coupon for a free hug, comically butter patted.butter pearedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.butter piedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.butter platedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.butter saltedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Shivany mistook a fire hydrant for a superhero, admirably butter salted.butter scoopedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Maree walked into a pole, proving they were indeed very butter scooped the night prior.butter slimedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Janelyn confidently explained their theory on the existence of time-traveling penguins, demonstrating a level of extreme butter slimed.butter tartedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Juggling cocktail umbrellas, Jay-dee entertained the crowd with their rather butter tarted antics.butter teaedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Mayerlin challenged a mirror to a staring contest, confidently butter teaed.butter tofuedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.butter toothedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.butter treedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.