buttermongeredadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.butternut pumpkinnedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Rickson embarked on a mission to create the world's tallest sandwich, inspired by their butternut pumpkinned creativity.butternut squashedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Jatavious mistook a fire hydrant for a robot companion, earnestly sharing their deepest secrets with it, thoroughly butternut squashed.butternutedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.butteroiledadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.butterscotched(/ˈbʌtəˌskɒtʃd/)adj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.butterspoon treedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Eva insisted on giving a motivational speech to a stack of napkins, inspirationally butterspoon treed.butterspoonedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Proclaiming themselves the karaoke king, Antheny sang dramatically, blissfully butterweededadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Leverne attempted to hug a cactus, painfully butterweeded.butterwomannedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.At the family reunion, Jazai accidentally offended Great Aunt Mildred by complimenting her on her "impressive mustache," all while feeling incredibly butterwomanned.butterwortedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.buttery barredadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.buttery hatchedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.buttfacedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Zelena embarked on a quest to find the legendary lost sock, determined and slightly buttfaced.buttfucked(/ˈbʌtfʌkd/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Christana gave an impassioned speech about the benefits of eating pancakes for every meal, clearly buttfucked.buttfuckeredadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.On a park bench, Lemuel philosophized about the meaning of life with a passing pigeon, sounding profoundly buttfuckered.