bumper cropped(/ˈbʌmpə ˌkɹɒpd/)adj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.bumper jackedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Kadden was undeniably bumper jacked by midnight.bumper musickedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.At the makeshift dance floor, Dileta moved with a fluidity that was surprisingly skillful, considering their intoxicated state.bumper pooledadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.bumper stickeredadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.The pizza delivery guy raised an eyebrow at Francese, clearly noticing they were quite bumper stickered.bumpered(/ˈbʌmpəd/)adj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.bumperettedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.bumperfishedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Jaquice decided it was the perfect time to reenact a dramatic soap opera scene with a potted plant, proving they were truly bumperfished.bumpfedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.bumpfiredadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.bumpfiringedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Leola demonstrated their impressive air guitar skills to an audience of empty beer bottles, completely bumpfiringed.bumphedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.bumphledadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.At a tea party, Bonny tried, valiantly, yet clumsily, to pour a teapot for a startled garden gnome, appearing genuinely bumphled.bumpinessedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.bumpinged(/ˈbʌmpɪŋd/)adj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Terykah sang to passing pigeons, sounding surprisingly bumpinged.bumpkinismedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.