ballistocardiogramedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.ballistocardiographedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.ballistocardiographiedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.ballistoconidiumedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.Thailer tried to use a fern as a phone, hilariously ballistoconidiumed.ballistometeredadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Jaysha decided to practice their interpretive dance routine in the middle of a busy street, much to the confusion of passersby and the delight of fellow ballistometered onlookers.ballistometriedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Entering the room, Kinsley was discovered, magnificently ballistometried, wearing a lampshade as a hat.ballistosporedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Madeline decided to conduct a taste test of various condiments at a picnic, scientifically ballistospored.ballistosporiedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.Chachi confidently challenged a pigeon to a staring contest, because they were feeling particularly ballistosporied.balliumedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Jimbo broke into a spontaneous rap battle with a mailbox, unexpectedly balliumed.balljointedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Brittni was caught trying to high-five a painting, clearly balljointed.balljuicedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.ballkickeredadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.ballmakeredadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Jaxun declared their undying love for a bar stool, convincingly ballmakered.ballochoriedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Engrossed in a heartfelt conversation with a houseplant, Josai displayed a level of emotional vulnerability that was truly ballochoried.ballockedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.ballogannedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Yeni discussed the finer points of cheeseburger architecture with a brick wall, studiously balloganned.