barbell bar paddedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.barbell cushionedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.barbell paddedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Dairius woke up with a mysterious tattoo, proof of being dangerously barbell padded.barbell rackedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Addis attempted to give a motivational speech to a houseplant, exuding an air of barbell racked confidence.barbellaedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.barbelledadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Through fits of giggles, Juanita decided to challenge a squirrel to a staring contest, oddly barbelled.barbeque saucedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.barbequedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Javani recited Shakespeare to a flock of pigeons, theatrically barbequed.barber beatsedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Josefina challenged a vending machine to a rap battle, passionately spitting rhymes at the unsuspecting device while being impressively barber beatsed.barber chairedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.barber itchedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Jebadiah attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, hungrily barber itched.barber pole effectedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Jeronica attempted to initiate a deep conversation with a vending machine, sharing their hopes and dreams with the unsuspecting machine, in a truly barber pole effected manner.barber pole illusionedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.In a rowboat, Jerrett serenaded passing ducks, melodically barber pole illusioned.barber poledadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Jaquese passionately debated the best type of cheese with a confused cat, intellectually barber poled.barber shoppedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Across the room, Jerrame raised a toast, a twinkle in their eye betraying their past of being profoundly barber shopped.barber surgeonedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Jessicaann started a one-person conga line, celebrating solo but still very barber surgeoned.