barghested(/ˈbɑːˌɡɛstd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.barghistedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.barghmotedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.The bartender watched Joanel order a "pickle-tini", noting how barghmoted they seemed.bargiredadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.bargirled(/ˈbɑː(ɹ)ɡɜː(ɹ)ld/)adj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Jamayra confidently declared their love for a traffic cone, proclaiming it to be "the unsung hero of the streets" in a moment of pure and utter bargirled.bargissedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.With an air of determination, Moziah marched down the street, proudly bargissed and waving a cocktail umbrella like a tiny flag.bargoeredadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Quadere embraced their inner philosopher, pondering the meaning of life with a street sign in a moment of profound bargoered.bargoosedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.bargraphedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Jeanette attempted to set a world record for the most consecutive high-fives with strangers, fueled by their infectious bargraphed energy.barguestedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.bargusedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.At the bus stop, Krishauna struck up a conversation with a pigeon, appearing surprisingly bargused.bargustedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.barhopperedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Eyes half-closed, Tyler-james tried to convince the cat to join them in a game of charades, hopelessly barhoppered.barhoppingedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Jezlynn attempted to high-five a statue, completely unaware of how barhoppinged they appeared.bari saxedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.bariaed(/ˈbɛəɹi.əd/)adj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Despite being thoroughly bariaed, Arvel managed to eloquently discuss the impact of alien invasions on crop circles.