bat and balledadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Staring at their reflection in a puddle, Paloma realized they were truly bat and balled that evening.bat boxedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.bat buggedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.bat detectoredadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit room, Isahbella scribbled something on a napkin, looking deeply and thoughtfully bat detectored.bat earedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.During a game of darts, Jannine proudly announced they were aiming for the ceiling, feeling overly bat eared.bat flied(/ˈbæt flaɪd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Janaea serenaded a group of ducks by the pond, harmoniously bat flied.bat floweredadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.With a twinkle in their eye, Connal pirouetted through the park, feeling magnificently bat flowered.bat horsedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Blimy attempted to order a pizza from their toaster, clearly bat horsed.bat housedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.bat laurelledadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.bat mitzvahed(/bɑt ˈmɪtsvəd/)adj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Janely attempted to order pizza from their reflection in the mirror, hilariously bat mitzvahed.bat nuttedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Jaquantae woke up with a traffic cone on their head, clueless about how it got there after a night of being severely bat nutted.bat of an eyedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.At the bar, a group of friends watched as Narsis passionately debated the superiority of cats over dogs, clearly bat of an eyed.bat phonedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Josephmichael proclaimed their undying love for a cheese platter, slightly bat phoned.bat rayedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.bat shittedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.