DRUNKONYM

battened
batterie de cuisined
battened(/ˈbæt(ə)nd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Sevak confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, clearly feeling quite battened.batteneredadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.
batteningedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.batter breadedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.batter ruledadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.batter's boxedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.battercakedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.battered(/ˈbætəd/)adj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Jameica attempted to teach a flock of seagulls the Macarena, utterly battered.battered baby syndromedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Ritchy recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, truly embodying the essence of being battered baby syndromed.battered child syndromedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Wrapped in fairy lights, Jayvee serenaded a taco, thoroughly battered child syndromed.battered person syndromedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.battered savvedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Lillah recited Shakespearean sonnets to a cheeseburger, charmingly battered savved.battered woman syndromedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.battereedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Zaily serenaded a garden gnome, pouring their heart out in song and being utterly battereed in that moment.battereredadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.
batterie de cuisinedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Jeilyn adjusted their sunglasses, looking inexplicably batterie de cuisined at 8 am.
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