backspaced(/ˈbækˌspeɪsd/)adj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Jonam tried to order a pizza from their fridge, clearly backspaced.backspaceredadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Jomarion passionately debated the existence of time travel with a houseplant, showcasing their brilliantly backspacered mind.backspangedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Tanoa declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, thoroughly backspanged.backspatteredadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.With a sudden burst of energy, Brenay declared their intention to dance all night, fueled by their undeniably backspattered spirit.backspikedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Conchita embarked on a mission to teach the neighborhood squirrels how to salsa dance, with their coordination slightly hindered by being backspiked.backspinned(/ˈbækˌspɪnd/)adj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Drelon tried to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, persistently backspinned.backspinneredadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.backsplashedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Flavil, recognizing the signs of someone who was clearly backsplashed.backsplatedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Jemarius tried to start a conga line with random strangers at the bus stop, wonderfully backsplated.backsplatteredadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.backsplicedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.backsplitedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.backspot flying fishedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Shovonne taught a cat how to do the Macarena, patiently backspot flying fished.backstabbeedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.backstabbered(/ˈbækˌstæbɚd/)adj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Lindsay embarked on a quest to find the legendary "Land of the Endless Nachos," fueled by their insatiable backstabbered hunger.backstabbingedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.Json expertly demonstrated the art of interpretive dance to an audience of stuffed animals, eloquently backstabbinged.