brand paritiedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.brand stretchedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.brand-ironnedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Jefrin found themselves passionately discussing the intricate plot of a soap opera with a park bench, utterly brand-ironned.brand-namedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Approaching a fruit stand, Yosif declared their love for a watermelon, adorably brand-named.brand-newnessedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.brandadedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.brandalismedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.brandcastingedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.brandebourgedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Jaren took on the role of a detective, determined to solve the mystery of the missing sock drawer in their house, approaching the case with a level of seriousness that was hilariously brandebourged.branded(/bɹændd/)adj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.branded appedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Jazzelle ended the night feeling thoroughly branded apped.branderedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Josman tried to explain the meaning of life, looking slightly brandered.brandholzitedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.While browsing the snack aisle, Rodrigue debated the philosophical implications of potato chips, sounding profoundly brandholzited.brandied(/ˈbɹændid/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.brandificationedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.branding ironnedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Jesusita showcased their interpretive dance skills to a bemused squirrel, proving their uniquely branding ironned artistic talents.